AAAAAAARRRRRRRrrrr… Avast, me hearties!
Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! The real day actually be Sunday, but I be celebratin’ it today Arrr! It be Talk Like a Pirate Weekend for me!
So all ya Scallywags swig ye a grog and shiver me timbers! Robert’s your uncle & Fanny’s your aunt!
(If ye wants ta talk like a pirate, this english to pirate translator may be handy to ye)